State of the Poon-ion Address

SECP is brought to you by folks born & raised on SEC football. We live in the South. We attended, for many years, SEC institutions. We majored in Poon. We are SEC season ticket holders. We are the first ones in the SEC stadium parking lots & the last ones to leave. SECP regularly tailgates in The Grove, SC State Fairgrounds, UGa's North Campus (before President Adams ruined it), along the banks of the Tenneessee River, The Swamp, Death Valley & 2nd Ave in Nashville which is the only place not being near the stadium is acceptable because, well it's Vandy. SECP has personally experienced gameday on every SEC campus, including the Cocktail Party in J'ville, the Iron Bowl in B'ham & that glorified high school stadium in Little Rock.

If you are one of us then it's likely somewhere along the way our paths have crossed outside a stadium, we've exchanged pleasantries with each other, toasted cocktails, pissed in the same urinal & possibly thrown empty mini bottles at you (sorry about that, blame the Kicker). But above all else, together we've experiened the marvel of SEC Poon roaming free in its natural element. We are Brothers in Pi Omega Omega Nu.

SECP is not some Johnny Comelately sitting in his dormroom at Community College for Fridge Repair U, hoarding soft core porn & buying up web addresses to copy what is obvious to anyone who calls themself an SEC fan - SEC Poon cannot be duplicated. Carry on Poon Hunters.