Friday, September 7, 2007

Supreme Court O-poon-ion

The following is an open letter to the Georgia Supreme Court:



Dear Your Honors,

We at SECP believe the citizens of Georgia are suffering from a great injustice. The city of Athens has much to offer - eclectic arts, trendy music, succulent cuisine - all of which is amply promoted. Meanwhile the city’s greatest assets have not received their proper recognition, which is why SECP proposes the city of Athens be re-named to a more fitting title. Please consider our submissions: Chestyville, Cleavagetown, Knockers Corners, Isle of St. Nipples, Great Rack City, Tittie Springs, or New Hootersboro. Your prompt attention to this matter is appreciated. Thank you for your time.

Poonfully Yours,
SECP


Kudos to Packman at Southern Fried Football for his photographic homage to Busty Dawg Poons.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bravo sir, bra-vo! My vote is Chestyville.

Pseudo said...

To the great people of Isle of St. Nipples: I Pseudo Nym would like to throw my hat into the ring to be your mayor.

Platform? Bringing our Fighting Nips to the top of the TnA Conference by bouncing Tittie Springs and spanking Cleavagetown.

Nym

Anonymous said...

Too bad all of these GA women are evidently butterfaces. It would be a shame if we got to see the whole package... Just goes to show that the only dawgs in GA are the women.

Poonologist said...

Anonymous has obviously never been to Sanford Stadium in New Hootersboro on a Saturday in late September. Or maybe he just isn't familiar with really good poon!! Just because the photographer was overly enamered with the poonilicious teets on these lady dawgs has no reflection on what could very well be equally poonified faces.

If he ever goes to Sanford Stadium he needs to be careful not to develop an acute case of poonitis (inflammation caused by too much exposure to good poon) in his nether region.

the ghost of uga iv said...

I would have loved to been there this morning when Dawg fan woke up and checked SECP, and said "I have a top like that, hey....I think those are my puppies!"

Anonymous said...

I am not usually an UGA fan but I would like to go between any of those hedges.