Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Classic Poon Attack

Watching Poons work together in their natural element is a wondrous dance to behold. Notice how the Poon in the background runs interference on stadium security while Ms. Bayou Bengal Poon slides right by, cocktail in hand, but also carrying a fifth of Jim Beam in her purse, half-gallon ziplock bags of Evan Williams duct taped to each thigh & a mini bottle of Wild Turkey tucked between her Ta-Ta’s. The smile on her face says it all . . . this is one crafty Poon.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would nail her at a nascar race.

AL said...

She has all the trappings of what we're looking for (sunglasses, sundress, small handbag, a water bottle full of vodka, a friend distracting the law, and not one, but two solo cups! Is the empty hers or the dude to her right's?), yet she comes up short on the looks. Personally I think we should reassess this project, it should be about the totems, the attitude, the ambition, not about trashy girls from Kentucky.