SEC football is King. If you disagree with this statement open your right hand & give yourself a solid slap across the face. Then get the fuck off this site. If you recognize that SEC football is King, use that open hand to take a drink of your Bourbon & Coke, give us a 'Hell Yeah Brother' & know you are in the right place.
SECP is here to remind us that this up coming season is not just about projecting BCS Champions (aka SEC Champs), or pre-season polls, or hot new coaches, or shitty old coaches who've over-stayed their welcome like a one-night stand who can't find her damn shoes. It's not just about seeing old frat bros, or tailgating all day at the best spot on campus, or planning roadtrips to the greatest college football environments God could've created. If you haven't figured it out by now, it's about The Poon.
SECP's message is clear . . . root for your SEC team, but love your SEC Poon.
WHY SEC POON?
Face it - your team will suck ass. Maybe not this season, maybe not even next. But eventually you’ll be stuck grinding through a brutal conference schedule, like a dead man walking. And during these days of dispair, when all hope seems lost, The Poon shall be thy comfort. Because some days its not about the final score.
11 comments:
The proprietor of this site should be given a Nobel Peace Prize for advancing society. This is pure greatness.
The one on the left is asking for it.
Kentucky has the hottest girls.....no doubt. GO BLUE!
I'm sure there parents are very proud of them.
Hey, my sister Ashley isn't the only Kentucky fan in the Judd family. How come I never get any pub on SECP?
You just know their mommas are so proud....
Hey, that's my girlfriend!
No wonder kentucky is able to attract all those 300 lb. QBs with that kind of talent on campus.
I'm rethinking my stance on Kentucky.
my day has been ruined....
I'd like to see some Naomi Judd Poon! Send in a pic hon!
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