SECP is sadden to report that shorty after this pic was taken, Tiny Tiger Poon was eaten by the grizzly bear seen next to her. This tragedy serves as a serious reminder - Please do not feed wild animals at your tailgate.
. . . then it's time for you to go Poon Hunting & come back with a Pooner pic that meets your standards Mr. Anonymous - if that IS in fact your real name.
SEC football is King. If you disagree with this statement open your right hand & give yourself a solid slap across the face. Then get the fuck off this site. If you recognize that SEC football is King, use that open hand to take a drink of your Bourbon & Coke, give us a 'Hell Yeah Brother' & know you are in the right place.
SECP is here to remind us that this up coming season is not just about projecting BCS Champions (aka SEC Champs), or pre-season polls, or hot new coaches, or shitty old coaches who've over-stayed their welcome like a one-night stand who can't find her damn shoes. It's not just about seeing old frat bros, or tailgating all day at the best spot on campus, or planning roadtrips to the greatest college football environments God could've created. If you haven't figured it out by now, it's about The Poon.
SECP's message is clear . . . root for your SEC team, but love your SEC Poon.
WHY SEC POON?
Face it - your team will suck ass. Maybe not this season, maybe not even next. But eventually you’ll be stuck grinding through a brutal conference schedule, like a dead man walking. And during these days of dispair, when all hope seems lost, The Poon shall be thy comfort. Because some days its not about the final score.
7 comments:
Is that a bottle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Tailgaiting 101: ALWAYS wear sunglasses that hide where you are looking!
Your standards are dropping fast. stick to the good looking poon...
. . . then it's time for you to go Poon Hunting & come back with a Pooner pic that meets your standards Mr. Anonymous - if that IS in fact your real name.
Dude, this is pathetic compared to what LSU has to offer. Be patient, we got a whole season ahead of us.
he said she was delicious
That Arkansas chick is smoking hot and Chesty McBoobs is awesome. But the quest for the ultimate poon is a never ending one.
Is that a Blue Moon in her hand? Good taste in beer makes her extra poonlicious
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