Friday, September 14, 2007

Deepest Regrets


SECP sincerely apologizes to Coach Saban.

69 comments:

Frank said...

What the heck is this about?

Anonymous said...

What the heck is this about?

Anonymous said...

Please tell me this is not the end of SECP.... Such high hopes for '07, esp with UT/FLA on the horizon..

Anonymous said...

What were the odds of this? 1 in 50,000?

Anonymous said...

wtf? can we get an explanation of what is going on here? hell, at least show some pics of Saban's niece if ya got em.

Anonymous said...

show more pics of the houndstooth twins

Anonymous said...

We need to know what we missed? Hell if we saw Tommy Bowden's daughter el fresco, why not Saban's daughter?

HUBER said...

I need my some poon, even if its some Saban poon.


Who got the pic?

Anonymous said...

End of SEC poon? This is....unpoonable. We already are having a gamecock poon party for the Kentucky game......the humanity!!!

Pseudo said...

Umm...am I to infer that we may have seen a picture of Saban's neice on the Poon blog?

Mac G said...

I was just starting to warm up to the South and now this happens? Can I blame Saban for this? This is Black Poon Friday.

adamj said...

Surely this can not be the end of this wonderful site? All the archives are gone? Winner, Winner Chicken dinner was the only way that I make it through the day at my horrible job.

Puma said...

This is a disaster... What is going on?

Anonymous said...

wtf? The guy lies about everything he does and then he ruins SECPOON!!!!!


I Hate Satan...I mean OSaben Bin Lien..whatever his name is.

Anonymous said...

wtf?

Sarge said...

thank god for RSS readers...

Draft King said...

And, to think, I was hoping to add to the collection at the M-State/Auburn game that I'll be at tomorrow. Guess I'll have to keep the poon for myself.

It was fun while it lasted...

Donkeypuncher said...

Come on now! This was wayyy too short-lived.

Anonymous said...

THIS IS BS. PUT THE PICTURES BACK UP AND HIRE A LAWYER. THIS IS AMERICA.

Anonymous said...

yea, what happened then sarge? if you saw it on RSS.

Anonymous said...

What a travesty. Someone else needs to take the reigns and keep this thing going.

Bryan said...

THIS RUINED MY FUCKING DAY

Who do I have to kill?

Anonymous said...

NO NO NO!!!

GovtMule said...

Is this Saban's Poon

What a bunch of pussies.....

Anonymous said...

I GOT THE ANSWER....Saban was caught giving his underage neice alcohol, then he had her pose for pictures, he sent them in to secpoon.com, Now he is under investigation!!!!!!!! Clemzon SUCKS!!!!!

Chris said...

never apologize to this dude..or should i say this A-Hole! We the people need an explaination.

Jason said...

Fuck Saban.

Fuck Bama.

Fuck the Man.

Long live SEC Poon.

Anonymous said...

http://www.google.com/reader

^go to this site, then add a feed

http://www.secpoon.com/

all of it should still be there...

Breathe said...

What the hell? Saban is the devil.

Scott said...

What the fuck? You're going to let some GREEDY asshole coach shut down this site because his niece is highly fuckable.....this site has no balls (literally) ....sack up and get back to more poon you fucks

Seth said...

This is INSANE. Where are all the past pooners? take the one down and move on. The site is great. Get it back up and running.

Anonymous said...

Go to this site

http://macgsworld.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

This site must be run by pansy Frenchmen. Someone needs to grow a sack and start posting pictures or let someone that doesnt need an application of vagasil to take over.

Anonymous said...

FUCK NICK SABAN

FUCK HIM UP HIS STUPID ASS

FUCK HIS NIECE TOO

tray blackmons life coach said...

this is absurd...we need our poon. what is the deal, really?

Anonymous said...

What the hell? I've got my pants down around my ankles, my dick in one hand, lube in the other...and there's NO FUCKING POON at SEC.Poon?

Well fuck you Prick Saban!!!!

DPalm66 said...

Is that really what happened? Why are we apologizing to Baron Von Turncoat? What the hell is going on?

Anonymous said...

which one was the niece? Saban sucks

Anonymous said...

BOOOOOO. Lighten up Francis. RIP SEC Poon. Perhaps it can be reincarnated under another domain name?

Bryce said...

I have to know what happened. This is the worst day of my season. That includes if we lose to Alabama tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

no shit...dust yourself off and get back on the horse, the world needs this. I need this.

Anonymous said...

So now who can guess which poon is Saban's niece?

Anonymous said...

You can post whatever the fuck you want on blogger. You are not making any money off this and Saban and his millions can't touch you.

Fuck Nick Saban.
Fuck Alabama
Fuck you site admin for being a pussy bitch.

I was willing to look like a tool with a camera at the UK/UL game tomorrow to snap a few shots for this site. You suck...

John said...

Heck, I came to this site almost as much for the humor as I did the pictures...okay, I totally came for the pictures. But the humor was good too. BRING IT BACK!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache:kIyU9R_N3n8J:secpoon.blogspot.com/+secpoon&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=4&gl=us&client=firefox-a

Anonymous said...

Hawgustus Caesar says:

Go Hawgs. Screw Obama bin Cheatin'!

Anonymous said...

You guys need to take down your "mantra" from the right side of the page and replace it w/ simply.... "We'd rather suck Nick Saban's cock than look at hot chicks."

WTF.

Anonymous said...

dick saban, nick the dick, dick satan, and now Uncle Dick Satan

Anonymous said...

Fuck, might as well join the fucking peace corps. Some computer savvy dude please create SECPOON2.com or some shit b/c I plan on getting some great pics tomorrow at the Bluegrass Poontacular and I need a place to post em for all to enjoy.

Anonymous said...

Shit, nevermind, looks like http://macgsworld.blogspot.com/ handled my last request. Rock on brotha.

James said...

i think i found the pic.

i've been told that Nick Saban's niece is 15 yrs old (thebiglead.com)and I've scanned ALL the pics on the site using Google Cache

http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache:kIyU9R_N3n8J:secpoon.blogspot.com/+secpoon&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=4&gl=us&client=firefox-a

there is only 1 pic that has a girl that could even POSSIBLY be 15 yrs old.

look at the one with the 2 girls painted in red and white with coconut bras. that's the one I bet.

think about it. why would a 15 yr old girl be attending a college football game? answer: she wouldnt be...unless her uncle was the head coach.


please, i'm not good at making websites. someone please make nicksabanhasanuglyniece.com or sabansfuglyniece.com or soemthing and post that pic.

then he'll learn not to **** with the interwebs and cut off our poon.

gerry dorsey said...

i think the public deserves an explanation at the very least.

Anonymous said...

So SECP no longer apologizes to Saban's niece?

Nacho Friendly said...

it is the one on the right in the coconuts, because the image is suspicious cropped (with her missing) in the Google cache, but not in the Google Reader cache.

Step 1: approve of your daughter wearing a coconut bra to an SEC game where there will be cameras.

Step 2. Shut down a website that in no way intended harm upon anyone.

Step 3. Profit. (and/or be a dick)

Anonymous said...

Bring back the poon dammit!!! You motor boating son a bitch! This is a good blog! Damn you, you communist son of a bitch! Be a "TEAM PLAYER!"

The Iron Chef said...

I will have to beat the shit of Dick Saban. What a bastard.

There are two things in life you DON'T do to a man.
1. Take his beer away.
2. TAKE HIS FUCKING POON AWAY!!

May God have mercy on your soul, Saban.

Signing off,
The Iron Chef...of pounding vag.

Ifte said...

I dunno much like any of you if this

Anonymous said...

Wow. You guys bite bait better than a hungry clown on a munchies binge.

The person that runs this blog is virulently anti-Bama and has set all of this up.

It was done to entice the dullards with no reasoning skills and make them drag their knuckles in anger at bad old Bammer.

This guy is so obsessed in his blind hatred of 'Bama, he has temporarily shut down his blog to garner sympathy that is not deserved.

Nick Saban is not studying you fools, get real. His niece isn't at a 'Bama game cupped up in coconuts, come on.

How gullible can you noobies be? You have been played.

Anonymous said...

Seriously. What's the deal? Was there really a picture of Saban's niece and is that why things shut down?

Anonymous said...

thats crap. She's got her coconuts over top of a red sports bra. Thats how she chose to leave the house and this awesome site gets shut down?

Anonymous said...

I gots to get that poon...

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Saban, you thin-skinned little midget.

Anonymous said...

I believe it is of the three poons in the reader feed - the one on the right has the face blacked out, also, that post is missing from the cache. Anyway Saban sux.

Anonymous said...

The google reader post has good advice. For some reason google reader still has this original pic. Look for the Sep 10 post w/ two ladies in coconut tops.

Anonymous said...

Nick Saban is a douchebag. If his niece is a hot piece of ass, she should be on SECPoon. One assclown from bama should not have the power to end this wonderful site.

Anonymous said...

F saban and the sackriding ESPN gave him last night. I mean damn..he is just a coach

Ihatesaban said...

Please point me where to go now. I feel used and abandoned. May Satan be violated..

dawgpoonenthusiast said...

RELAUNCH under a NEW NAME!

This website was amazing!

Anonymous said...

Nick Saban is a fucking god, an angry, vengeful GOD! What did you expect? If you didn't want to get slapped around like any future Crimson Tide opponent, then you you should have posted a picture of your precious little Jesus wearing a coconut bra instead. He's all about forgiveness.