SECP sincerely apologizes to Coach Saban.
SECP - Occasionally Offensive, Always Entertaining
SEC football is King. If you disagree with this statement open your right hand & give yourself a solid slap across the face. Then get the fuck off this site. If you recognize that SEC football is King, use that open hand to take a drink of your Bourbon & Coke, give us a 'Hell Yeah Brother' & know you are in the right place.
SECP is here to remind us that this up coming season is not just about projecting BCS Champions (aka SEC Champs), or pre-season polls, or hot new coaches, or shitty old coaches who've over-stayed their welcome like a one-night stand who can't find her damn shoes. It's not just about seeing old frat bros, or tailgating all day at the best spot on campus, or planning roadtrips to the greatest college football environments God could've created. If you haven't figured it out by now, it's about The Poon.
SECP's message is clear . . . root for your SEC team, but love your SEC Poon.
SECP is here to remind us that this up coming season is not just about projecting BCS Champions (aka SEC Champs), or pre-season polls, or hot new coaches, or shitty old coaches who've over-stayed their welcome like a one-night stand who can't find her damn shoes. It's not just about seeing old frat bros, or tailgating all day at the best spot on campus, or planning roadtrips to the greatest college football environments God could've created. If you haven't figured it out by now, it's about The Poon.
SECP's message is clear . . . root for your SEC team, but love your SEC Poon.
WHY SEC POON?
Face it - your team will suck ass. Maybe not this season, maybe not even next. But eventually you’ll be stuck grinding through a brutal conference schedule, like a dead man walking. And during these days of dispair, when all hope seems lost, The Poon shall be thy comfort. Because some days its not about the final score.
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68 comments:
What the heck is this about?
What the heck is this about?
Please tell me this is not the end of SECP.... Such high hopes for '07, esp with UT/FLA on the horizon..
What were the odds of this? 1 in 50,000?
wtf? can we get an explanation of what is going on here? hell, at least show some pics of Saban's niece if ya got em.
show more pics of the houndstooth twins
We need to know what we missed? Hell if we saw Tommy Bowden's daughter el fresco, why not Saban's daughter?
I need my some poon, even if its some Saban poon.
Who got the pic?
End of SEC poon? This is....unpoonable. We already are having a gamecock poon party for the Kentucky game......the humanity!!!
Umm...am I to infer that we may have seen a picture of Saban's neice on the Poon blog?
I was just starting to warm up to the South and now this happens? Can I blame Saban for this? This is Black Poon Friday.
Surely this can not be the end of this wonderful site? All the archives are gone? Winner, Winner Chicken dinner was the only way that I make it through the day at my horrible job.
This is a disaster... What is going on?
wtf? The guy lies about everything he does and then he ruins SECPOON!!!!!
I Hate Satan...I mean OSaben Bin Lien..whatever his name is.
thank god for RSS readers...
And, to think, I was hoping to add to the collection at the M-State/Auburn game that I'll be at tomorrow. Guess I'll have to keep the poon for myself.
It was fun while it lasted...
Come on now! This was wayyy too short-lived.
THIS IS BS. PUT THE PICTURES BACK UP AND HIRE A LAWYER. THIS IS AMERICA.
yea, what happened then sarge? if you saw it on RSS.
What a travesty. Someone else needs to take the reigns and keep this thing going.
THIS RUINED MY FUCKING DAY
Who do I have to kill?
NO NO NO!!!
Is this Saban's Poon
What a bunch of pussies.....
I GOT THE ANSWER....Saban was caught giving his underage neice alcohol, then he had her pose for pictures, he sent them in to secpoon.com, Now he is under investigation!!!!!!!! Clemzon SUCKS!!!!!
never apologize to this dude..or should i say this A-Hole! We the people need an explaination.
Fuck Saban.
Fuck Bama.
Fuck the Man.
Long live SEC Poon.
http://www.google.com/reader
^go to this site, then add a feed
http://www.secpoon.com/
all of it should still be there...
What the hell? Saban is the devil.
What the fuck? You're going to let some GREEDY asshole coach shut down this site because his niece is highly fuckable.....this site has no balls (literally) ....sack up and get back to more poon you fucks
This is INSANE. Where are all the past pooners? take the one down and move on. The site is great. Get it back up and running.
Go to this site
http://macgsworld.blogspot.com/
This site must be run by pansy Frenchmen. Someone needs to grow a sack and start posting pictures or let someone that doesnt need an application of vagasil to take over.
FUCK NICK SABAN
FUCK HIM UP HIS STUPID ASS
FUCK HIS NIECE TOO
this is absurd...we need our poon. what is the deal, really?
What the hell? I've got my pants down around my ankles, my dick in one hand, lube in the other...and there's NO FUCKING POON at SEC.Poon?
Well fuck you Prick Saban!!!!
Is that really what happened? Why are we apologizing to Baron Von Turncoat? What the hell is going on?
which one was the niece? Saban sucks
BOOOOOO. Lighten up Francis. RIP SEC Poon. Perhaps it can be reincarnated under another domain name?
I have to know what happened. This is the worst day of my season. That includes if we lose to Alabama tomorrow.
no shit...dust yourself off and get back on the horse, the world needs this. I need this.
So now who can guess which poon is Saban's niece?
You can post whatever the fuck you want on blogger. You are not making any money off this and Saban and his millions can't touch you.
Fuck Nick Saban.
Fuck Alabama
Fuck you site admin for being a pussy bitch.
I was willing to look like a tool with a camera at the UK/UL game tomorrow to snap a few shots for this site. You suck...
Heck, I came to this site almost as much for the humor as I did the pictures...okay, I totally came for the pictures. But the humor was good too. BRING IT BACK!!!!
http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache:kIyU9R_N3n8J:secpoon.blogspot.com/+secpoon&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=4&gl=us&client=firefox-a
Hawgustus Caesar says:
Go Hawgs. Screw Obama bin Cheatin'!
You guys need to take down your "mantra" from the right side of the page and replace it w/ simply.... "We'd rather suck Nick Saban's cock than look at hot chicks."
WTF.
dick saban, nick the dick, dick satan, and now Uncle Dick Satan
Fuck, might as well join the fucking peace corps. Some computer savvy dude please create SECPOON2.com or some shit b/c I plan on getting some great pics tomorrow at the Bluegrass Poontacular and I need a place to post em for all to enjoy.
Shit, nevermind, looks like http://macgsworld.blogspot.com/ handled my last request. Rock on brotha.
i think i found the pic.
i've been told that Nick Saban's niece is 15 yrs old (thebiglead.com)and I've scanned ALL the pics on the site using Google Cache
http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache:kIyU9R_N3n8J:secpoon.blogspot.com/+secpoon&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=4&gl=us&client=firefox-a
there is only 1 pic that has a girl that could even POSSIBLY be 15 yrs old.
look at the one with the 2 girls painted in red and white with coconut bras. that's the one I bet.
think about it. why would a 15 yr old girl be attending a college football game? answer: she wouldnt be...unless her uncle was the head coach.
please, i'm not good at making websites. someone please make nicksabanhasanuglyniece.com or sabansfuglyniece.com or soemthing and post that pic.
then he'll learn not to **** with the interwebs and cut off our poon.
i think the public deserves an explanation at the very least.
So SECP no longer apologizes to Saban's niece?
it is the one on the right in the coconuts, because the image is suspicious cropped (with her missing) in the Google cache, but not in the Google Reader cache.
Step 1: approve of your daughter wearing a coconut bra to an SEC game where there will be cameras.
Step 2. Shut down a website that in no way intended harm upon anyone.
Step 3. Profit. (and/or be a dick)
Bring back the poon dammit!!! You motor boating son a bitch! This is a good blog! Damn you, you communist son of a bitch! Be a "TEAM PLAYER!"
I will have to beat the shit of Dick Saban. What a bastard.
There are two things in life you DON'T do to a man.
1. Take his beer away.
2. TAKE HIS FUCKING POON AWAY!!
May God have mercy on your soul, Saban.
Signing off,
The Iron Chef...of pounding vag.
I dunno much like any of you if this
Wow. You guys bite bait better than a hungry clown on a munchies binge.
The person that runs this blog is virulently anti-Bama and has set all of this up.
It was done to entice the dullards with no reasoning skills and make them drag their knuckles in anger at bad old Bammer.
This guy is so obsessed in his blind hatred of 'Bama, he has temporarily shut down his blog to garner sympathy that is not deserved.
Nick Saban is not studying you fools, get real. His niece isn't at a 'Bama game cupped up in coconuts, come on.
How gullible can you noobies be? You have been played.
Seriously. What's the deal? Was there really a picture of Saban's niece and is that why things shut down?
thats crap. She's got her coconuts over top of a red sports bra. Thats how she chose to leave the house and this awesome site gets shut down?
I gots to get that poon...
Fuck off Saban, you thin-skinned little midget.
I believe it is of the three poons in the reader feed - the one on the right has the face blacked out, also, that post is missing from the cache. Anyway Saban sux.
The google reader post has good advice. For some reason google reader still has this original pic. Look for the Sep 10 post w/ two ladies in coconut tops.
Nick Saban is a douchebag. If his niece is a hot piece of ass, she should be on SECPoon. One assclown from bama should not have the power to end this wonderful site.
F saban and the sackriding ESPN gave him last night. I mean damn..he is just a coach
Please point me where to go now. I feel used and abandoned. May Satan be violated..
RELAUNCH under a NEW NAME!
This website was amazing!
Nick Saban is a fucking god, an angry, vengeful GOD! What did you expect? If you didn't want to get slapped around like any future Crimson Tide opponent, then you you should have posted a picture of your precious little Jesus wearing a coconut bra instead. He's all about forgiveness.
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