Ahhh the famous Houndstooth Bama Twins, when The Bear’s not too busy spinning in his grave over Bama’s recent 0-5 record verses Auburn he’d love to tap that Crimson Ass. These Bama Twins are smoking hot . . . but are they really?
SECP conducted the following field experiment. Take any tall, slender unnatural blonde, cook her in a tanning bed for 3 hours (remember to rotate every 30 mins.), stuff her ass in a tight black skirt, cover her extra padded Wonderbra with a strip of Lycra or any spandex type material of your choice matching the home team’s colors, slap a Houndstooth hat over her he
ad (which conveniently covers most of her face), faux designer sunglasses are a must, strap some thigh-high fuck me boots on her, drop her in the middle of the raucous college football crowd & tell us she’s not “All-American Poon-worthy”. Now pound several pre-game beverages, stare at every ass that walks by for the next 4 hrs & take another look. She just became the finest Poon on the planet. But don’t be ashamed, we’ve all fallen for it. By the way, neither of these Pooners even attends the University of Alabama. No lie. Both these “lovely” ladies go to UAB. And their parents are Auburn grads. Now you should feel asha
med. Keep spinning Bear.
med. Keep spinning Bear.
6 comments:
Now I'd let these gals order room service on me any time!
Did both of 'em
ditto
I would like to punch them.
It's Rolling Baby!!!
No lie I met these girls last night at the Fox and Hound in Birmingham Alabama.
Ashley and Meghan.
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