Ahhh the famous Houndstooth Bama Twins, when The Bear’s not too busy spinning in his grave over Bama’s recent 0-5 record verses Auburn he’d love to tap that Crimson Ass. These Bama Twins are smoking hot . . . but are they really?
SECP conducted the following field experiment. Take any tall, slender unnatural blonde, cook her in a tanning bed for 3 hours (remember to rotate every 30 mins.), stuff her ass in a tight black skirt, cover her extra padded Wonderbra with a strip of Lycra or any spandex type material of your choice matching the home team’s colors, slap a Houndstooth hat over her head (which conveniently covers most of her face), faux designer sunglasses are a must, strap some thigh-high fuck me boots on her, drop her in the middle of the raucous college football crowd & tell us she’s not “All-American Poon-worthy”. Now pound several pre-game beverages, stare at every ass that walks by for the next 4 hrs & take another look. She just became the finest Poon on the planet. But don’t be ashamed, we’ve all fallen for it.