Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Non-conference Poon Hunter's Delight

This season will provide some of the best Non-Conference Poon Hunting (NCPH) opportunities since that bartender chick from the Flying Saucer streaked the LSU/Arkansas in the annual Battle For the Boot at War Memorial - (link definitely NSFW!!). Following are SECP's top picks for enjoying some Non-Conference Poon:


# 1) Sept 29 - Bama vs FSU in Jacksonville. Folks this is a once-in-a-lifetime treat for Poon Hunters. The last time SECP saw this much Trailer Poon in one place was when we accidentally stumbled onto the Motley Crue tour bus in parking lot at the Muscle Shoals Supercenter back in '92. Also, this is a great chance to catch a peek at the infamous FSU Girls who are sure to be perched, very Poony-like, in the front row right next to CBS's cameras. All in all, it's a great chance to do some Poon Prospecting and well worth the round of STD shots endured for weeks afterwards.

# 2) Sept 15 - Louisville at Kentucky otherwise known as The Bluegrass Poontacular - it will be everywhere, and it's F'ing crazy! The equine theme will be out in full force as Lexington boasts plenty of Pony Pooner hooker boots, multi-colored racing silks featuring Wildcat and Cardinal colors finished off with some designer Gucci and Prada blinders. Please remember to do us all a favor...if you see a dude drinking a mint julep, kick him in the nuts and send his pansy ass back to South Bend.

Very Important Note: If you haven't seen the uncensored pics of this little Louisville Pooner pictured above, you're in for a real treat! All you have to do is send a great pic of an SEC Pooner secpoon@gmail.com. We will gladly respond with this highly coveted non-conference Pooner's delight fully uncensored! Trust us - you will not be disappointed but you have to send a good pic to get the goods...


# 3) Sept 1 - OK State at UGa. What sort of Poon talent will the Cowboys bring to the SEC? Absolutely none which is a crying shame because I was really looking forward to using the term "Okie Pokie Pooner (OPP)". This game is nothing more than a lame excuse to be in Athens, the most busty campus in America, over a sweltering Labor Day weekend. There's sure to be more cleavage on display than the years worth of Victoria's Secret catalogs stacked in SECP's corporate bathroom.

5 comments:

FratGuyfromOleMiss said...

Dear SEC POON:

I love your site, but you guys obviously need to get out more. If you had ever visited the grove on Game Day you would have a portion of your site dedicated to the ladies of Oxford. Now that is Prime SEC POON. You are more than welcome to come visit my tailgate in the Grove anytime. You wont be disappointed.

More Credible said...

Amazing site, need not to fret, as a student at UF... I've got some stuff you guys can use.

SEC Poon.com said...

fratguyfromolemiss have no worries, SECP holds Dixie Poon in the highest regard, we'll be in Oxford this season & promise to return with a bounty of Pooner Pics, stay tuned . . .

Anonymous said...

Just wanna say, if anybody has a pic to contribute, the Louisville cheerleader pics are WORTH IT. She's a hot li'l slut, and she shows it all---I believe there's even some hardcore. Supposedly she just left her camera laying around somewhere and somebody found it---and found the motherlode of SEC XXX cheerleader POON. Love the blog, hope it gets even better as the season goes on.

seanie@fsu said...

I read your sidebar, and yes, this year, as last . . . it looks like my team will suck again

but I assure you that acc(FSU)poon is this finest that ever existed