"Blaine just LOVES it when I wear my stone washed mini, Tony Stewart thong, and flip flops to Bryant Denny. He told me after seeing this pic that he wouldn't have any problems settin' his Dickel and Cola Pop on my rumpshaker most anytime. It's funny...when I got back to my duplex that night and looked in the mirror, my seat number was imprinted real neat like into my ass cheek - a perfect 32.
Also this one time I was cheerin' so hard for JPW when he hit Prothro in the seam for 6, that same tube top I'm wearin' in the pic fell down to my waist and my cannons flopped out. I wuddun't worried though - cuz I think Simeon Castille seen my nipples...that was kinda neat."