Thursday, August 30, 2007

Nurse, Hand Me The Scalpel



In case you were wondering, the answer is Yes – these two identical UGa Pooners are in fact attached at the head. That being said, we dare you to find a hotter set of Siamese Poons anywhere in the country. Thanks to Poon Hunter extraordinaire Packman & the fine folks at Southern Fried Football for the Pooner Pic! Packman & co. set out on their 2007 tour this week. If he's anywhere near your campus just follow the Poon Trail to find him - Packman is a Poon Magnet!


Also, now would be an poontastic time to check out CBS Sportsline Columnist Clay Travis' new book, Dixieland Delight. SECP hasn't read it yet but Clay says it has a strong focus on the quality of poon we have come to know and love as part of SEC football. Poony props for him mentioning SECP on his world book pimping tour interviews!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Charlize Theron is a Dawg fan?

Suck on that Ashley Judd!

Anonymous said...

Just so you know, I know these two chicks. The girl on the left doesnt go to UGA. Also, since the first football game has not yet commenced, this picture was taken last year when these girls were 17. So you are all pervs. Damn it so am I.

Anonymous said...

Love the blog it is a damn good idea. Keep it up.

Anonymous said...

These girls are definitly getting some. What happens for the guy who wants to marry these two. The laws, the religious and social implications - but the question is - if you had the opportunity would you marry these two?

Anonymous said...

Dude, of course you marry them. These Siamese Poons almost have as many tits as me, and I can nurse a whole litter at once. Just think if you had all that mammory capacity to yourself.

Anonymous said...

Clay's book is top notch, a must read