Thursday, August 23, 2007

Poony Top You'll Always Be...



home sweet home to meeeeeee!!!! Poon-tastic is how to describe just one of these Pooners. The pearls, the tube top, the sweaty armpit purse, and enough makeup to withstand a 3 minute belt sanding - this Pooner has it going on! The other two are well - just there. When in the Sam Hell has it been acceptable for a pair of Pooners to wear Croakie's at any event other than the Fentress County Frog Giggin' Tournament weigh in - and that's only so your shades don't drop into the frog shit bucket while gettin' another Natty Light. I'm not sure why I'm going on a tirade though - take the Croakies off the Pooners and you still got...well...Pooney.

6 comments:

Peyton Manning said...

They have girls in Knoxville?

Clever Poon Name said...

The croakie is a must for true pooners. It means that the morning after the game, the poon has one less thing to search for on the frat house floor.

Tailgator said...

Those are UF girls, that picture is on 34th, sorority row

Benjamin said...

That may have been taken in Florida, but they are definitely TN girls. Look at the T's on their faces.

Anonymous said...

Girls in KNOXVILLE? I thought all they had was goats and cows?

Amy said...

Nope TN girls... I am one of them, that was taken 2 years ago in Gainsville...