SECP's Top Non-conference Games for Poon-Watching
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SECP - Occasionally Offensive, Always Entertaining
SEC football is King. If you disagree with this statement open your right hand & give yourself a solid slap across the face. Then get the fuck off this site. If you recognize that SEC football is King, use that open hand to take a drink of your Bourbon & Coke, give us a 'Hell Yeah Brother' & know you are in the right place.
SECP is here to remind us that this up coming season is not just about projecting BCS Champions (aka SEC Champs), or pre-season polls, or hot new coaches, or shitty old coaches who've over-stayed their welcome like a one-night stand who can't find her damn shoes. It's not just about seeing old frat bros, or tailgating all day at the best spot on campus, or planning roadtrips to the greatest college football environments God could've created. If you haven't figured it out by now, it's about The Poon.
SECP's message is clear . . . root for your SEC team, but love your SEC Poon.
SECP is here to remind us that this up coming season is not just about projecting BCS Champions (aka SEC Champs), or pre-season polls, or hot new coaches, or shitty old coaches who've over-stayed their welcome like a one-night stand who can't find her damn shoes. It's not just about seeing old frat bros, or tailgating all day at the best spot on campus, or planning roadtrips to the greatest college football environments God could've created. If you haven't figured it out by now, it's about The Poon.
SECP's message is clear . . . root for your SEC team, but love your SEC Poon.
WHY SEC POON?
Face it - your team will suck ass. Maybe not this season, maybe not even next. But eventually you’ll be stuck grinding through a brutal conference schedule, like a dead man walking. And during these days of dispair, when all hope seems lost, The Poon shall be thy comfort. Because some days its not about the final score.
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10 comments:
Why do I keep thinking to myself "please don't look up, please don't look up..."
I'm afraid that if she did, it would ruin my fantasy.
Wondering if the shirt came that way or did it just bust open from the constant strain?
That's a perfect place to hide cash
Dude, who cares about her face!?
Her face looks fine, and if i were to mug her I would have to inspect those.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain....or the hills in this case!
'Dem breasts is...POONERIFIC!!!!!
"You're do'in fine Oklahoma!..Oklahoma!..OK!
Those are going to make her Stoop Sooner than Later
I am in love with those things.
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