SECP sincerely apologizes to Coach Saban.

In honor of next week's Non Conference Poon Hunters Delight , Louisville at Kentucy, SECP is pround to present a tribute to Bluegrass Po...

One of our Poon Hunters spotted these two perky future doctor’s wives while tailgating outside Commodore Stadium in Nashville (note the tota...

Watching Poons work together in their natural element is a wondrous dance to behold. Notice how the Poon in the background runs interferenc...

Pooners love Coach "O" We thought long and hard about putting something quippy or clever to lead into this gem but there really is...

Maybe you've wondered why Gamecock fans fill Williams-Brice stadium year in & year out regardless of wins & losses . . . here i...

ATTENTION - An Ambert Alert has been issued in the city of Tuscaloosa. This man has lost his daughter. . . Nevermind. We found her.

Will the driver of the White Auburn Poon please return to the stadium parking lot. You left your brights on.

Dear SEC Poon, Where are the Kentucky girls? Do you think Ashley Judd is the only Poon-worthy Wildcat? Extremely Disappointed, The Thong Sis...

After several spirited discussions about the best Poon Watching locations one thing is apparent . . . any recruit who walks through The Grov...

SECP is brought to you by folks born & raised on SEC football. We live in the South. We attended, for many years, SEC institutions. We ...

The following is an open letter to the Georgia Supreme Court: Dear Your Honors, We at SECP believe the citizens of Georgia are suffering fro...

It's pep rally time in the Ozarks and there's nothing better than a pack of coordinated Wild Poons. They've combined their power...

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery . . . unless of course it's in a desperate attempt to promote some bottom shelf, kn...

SECP is sadden to report that shorty after this pic was taken, Tiny Tiger Poon was eaten by the grizzly bear seen next to her. This tragedy...

Here's the deal...we at SECP really thought our quest to find the perfect Pooner might take awhile. 2, 3, 10, 20 years - you know, a pr...

This personalized Gator thong turned up after this weekend's game vs Western Kentucky. Apparently they were seperated from underneath Ca...

Get off your ass and get to poon hunting!!! And don't be stingy with the pics you have come Monday morning...

Arthurn Brown of Wichita, KS is considered one of the top defensive recruits in the country. The 6-1, 210 pound high school senior terrorize...

In case you were wondering, the answer is Yes – these two identical UGa Pooners are in fact attached at the head. That being said, we dare ...

This season will provide some of the best Non-Conference Poon Hunting (NCPH) opportunities since that bartender chick from the Flying Saucer...

"Blaine just LOVES it when I wear my stone washed mini, Tony Stewart thong, and flip flops to Bryant Denny. He told me after seeing thi...

SECP's Top Non-conference Games for Poon-Watching

This is a SEC Poon.com editor's dream. First, you have the Prim and Proper Pooner (commonly referred to as a Triple-P) on the left that ...

Ahhh the famous Houndstooth Bama Twins, when The Bear’s not too busy spinning in his grave over Bama’s recent 0-5 record verses Auburn he’d ...

home sweet home to meeeeeee!!!! Poon-tastic is how to describe just one of these Pooners. The pearls, the tube top, the sweaty armpit purse,...

Chugga, chugga, woo-woo! Aspiring Pooners take note. This well polished Pooner has game day in Columbia damn near figured out. It's hard...

The feather boa might have seemed like a cute idea that morning but who wants to bet that by 9:00 p.m. that boa contained traces of Schlitz ...

SECP would like to go on record as saying, although it defies all logic & reason in the world of tailgating fashion as we know it, SECP ...

Nothing says Pooner Pride more than wrapping a bottle titty around an ice cold MGD on a warm Fall day in Florida. Pair them up with tank top...

Dozens of former debutants flaunting conservative sun dresses, fill the stands with their outstanding posture, poised to discuss various top...

Dawggy style is how these Mississippi State Pooners roll. I'm trying to figure out if that chick/transvestite in the middle has a musta...

Contestants in the Macon Belles Jr. Miss Pageant or freshmen ladies heading to the Dawg Pound - you decide. No doubt these pooners are dress...

If you can peel your eyes away from the rack of Chesty McBoobs for a minute, you might recognize the Cheese Dick wrapped around her as Flor...

For those of you who thought the ‘Pig-tails with Little Black Dress & Cowboy Boots’ look was out, you were wrong. Annie Oakley here is b...

What does it take to be considered Poon -worthy? Let these l aws be your guide: Cleavage . . . this is self-explanatory and comes in very ha...